The Celebrity Pool's 100 favorite picks of 2026
2026 Top 100 List
| # | Name | Age | Description | Reason for Listing |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Alan Dershowitz | 87 | Lawyer/Epstein Island aficionado | Old/annoying |
| 2 | Alan Greenspan | 99 | Mr. Andrea Mitchell/Fmr. Fed Chair | Old AF |
| 3 | Andy Dick | 60 | Comedian/Crackhead | Lifestyle |
| 4 | Andy Taylor | 64 | Duran Duran drummer | Stage 4 Pan Can |
| 5 | Anok Yai | 28 | Model | Heart issues |
| 6 | Anthony Hopkins | 88 | Great actor | Old |
| 7 | Asma Al-Assad | 50 | Fmr. First Lady of Syria | Lifestyle |
| 8 | Bam Margera | 43 | Jackass/Crackhead | Lifestyle |
| 9 | Barry Manilow | 82 | He Writes The Songs | Old |
| 10 | Ben Sasse | 53 | Fmr. Congressman | Stage 4 Pan Can |
| 11 | Bhad Bhabie | 22 | Cash Her Ousside | Lifestyle |
| 12 | Bill Cosby | 88 | Comedian/Rapist | Karma |
| 13 | Brad Arnold | 47 | RIP 2/7/2026 | The Cance |
| 14 | Britney Spears | 44 | Lip syncher, wannabe stripper | Bipolar? Meth? |
| 15 | Bruce Willis | 70 | Actor | Dementia |
| 16 | Carol Burnett | 92 | Comedienne | Old |
| 17 | Celine Dion | 57 | Singer | Health issues |
| 18 | Chevy Chase | 82 | Fletch/Clark Griswold | Old |
| 19 | Chris Hoy | 49 | British Olympic Cyclist | Stage 4 Prostate Cancer |
| 20 | Chubby Checker | 84 | The Twist Singer | Old |
| 21 | Chuck Grassley | 92 | Iowa Senator | Old AF |
| 22 | Clint Eastwood | 95 | Actor/Director | Old AF |
| 23 | D4vd | 20 | Rapper/Possible Murderer | Lifestyle |
| 24 | Dame Esther Rantzen | 85 | British TV presenter | Stage 4 lung cancer |
| 25 | Dan Rather | 94 | Journalist | Old |
| 26 | Dave Blunts | 24 | Fat Rapper | Morbid obesity |
| 27 | Dave Coulier | 66 | Uncle Joey | The cance returned |
| 28 | Diddy | 57 | Raping Rapper | Karma |
| 29 | Don King | 93 | Big Haired Boxing Promoter | Old |
| 30 | Donald Trump | 79 | El Presidente | Karma |
| 31 | Elon Musk | 54 | Worlds Richest Man | Karma |
| 32 | Emily Willis | 27 | Porn Star | Locked-in syndrome |
| 33 | Eric Dane | 53 | RIP 2/19/2026 | ALS |
| 34 | Eugenia Cooney | 31 | Rexy Girl YouTuber | Anorexia |
| 35 | Frankie Valli | 91 | Singer | Old |
| 36 | Gary Ridgway | 76 | Green River Serial Killer | Health issues |
| 37 | Georg Koch | 53 | RIP 3/4/2026 | Stage 4 Pan Can |
| 38 | Harvey Weinstein | 72 | Rapist | Health issues |
| 39 | Imelda Marcos | 96 | Shoe Collector | Old |
| 40 | Jack Hanna | 79 | Zookeeper | Alzheimer's |
| 41 | Jack Nicholson | 88 | Actor | Old |
| 42 | Jake "The Snake" Roberts | 70 | Wrestler | Health issues |
| 43 | James Van Der Beek | 48 | RIP 2/11/2026 | Cancer |
| 44 | Jason Collins | 47 | Fmr. NBA Player | Stage 4 Glioblastoma |
| 45 | Jerry Lawler | 76 | Wrestler | Health issues |
| 46 | Jerry Sandusky | 81 | Imprisoned Pedophile | Karma |
| 47 | Jesse Jackson (Rev) | 84 | RIP 2/17/2026 | Health issues |
| 48 | Jim Duggan | 71 | Hacksaw | Health issues |
| 49 | Joanne Woodward | 95 | Mrs. Paul Newman | Old |
| 50 | Joe Biden | 83 | Oldest US President | Cancer |
| 51 | John Williams | 92 | Composer | Old |
| 52 | Justin Bieber | 31 | Singer | Lifestyle |
| 53 | Kareem Abdul-Jabbar | 78 | Aka Lew Alcindor | Health issues |
| 54 | Katie Thurston | 35 | Bachelorette | Breast cancer |
| 55 | Kay Granger | 82 | Fmr. Congresswoman | Dementia |
| 56 | Kenneth Copeland | 89 | Evil Televangelist | Old |
| 57 | King Charles | 77 | Diana's ex | Cancer |
| 58 | Kyle Rittenhouse | 22 | Marksman | Lifestyle |
| 59 | Linda Tirado | 44 | Activist | In hospice |
| 60 | Liza Minnelli | 79 | Gay Icon | Old |
| 61 | Ludek Miklosko | 64 | Czech footballer | Cancer |
| 62 | Magda Szubanski | 64 | Australian actress | Stage 4 Lymphoma |
| 63 | Mark David Chapman | 70 | John Lennon's killer | Karma |
| 64 | Mel Brooks | 99 | Beloved comedian | Very Old |
| 65 | Michael Bolton | 72 | Singer | Brain cancer |
| 66 | Michael J. Fox | 64 | Short actor | Parkinson's |
| 67 | Michael Tilson Thomas | 81 | Conductor | Brain cancer |
| 68 | Mitch McConnell | 83 | Senator | Time to retire |
| 69 | Morgan Freeman | 88 | Voice of God | Old |
| 70 | NBA Youngboy | 26 | Rapper | Lifestyle |
| 71 | Nick Nolte | 84 | Actor | Lifestyle |
| 72 | Nigel Starmer-Smith | 81 | Rugby player | Dementia |
| 73 | Phil Collins | 74 | Bald musician | Ill |
| 74 | Prince Andrew | 65 | Royal Pedo | Karma |
| 75 | Randy Quaid | 75 | Cousin Eddie | Crazy? |
| 76 | Raul Castro | 94 | Cuban dictator | Old |
| 77 | Reggie Bannister | 80 | Phantasm Actor | In Hospice |
| 78 | Ric Flair | 76 | Wrestler Wooo! | Health issues |
| 79 | Robert Wagner | 95 | Actor/Uxoricider | Old |
| 80 | Roman Polanski | 92 | Director/Pedo | Old |
| 81 | Ron Jeremy | 72 | Imprisoned Porn Star | Declining health |
| 82 | Rupert Murdoch | 94 | Mogul | Old |
| 83 | Scott Adams | 68 | RIP 1/13/2026 | Cancer |
| 84 | Sonny Rollins | 95 | Jazz saxophonist | Old |
| 85 | Steve Gleason | 48 | Fmr football player | ALS |
| 86 | Ted Turner | 87 | Media mogul | Dementia |
| 87 | Teddi Mellencamp | 44 | Real Housewife | Cancer |
| 88 | Tekashi 6ix9ine | 28 | Rapper | Lifestyle |
| 89 | Tim Curry | 79 | Actor | Stroke |
| 90 | Tylor Chase | 36 | Fmr. Child actor | Homeless |
| 91 | Vince McMahon | 80 | Former Chairman | Deteriorating health |
| 92 | Vladimir Putin | 72 | Dictator | Karma |
| 93 | Warren Beatty | 88 | Actor/director | Old |
| 94 | Wendy Williams | 60 | Talk Show Host | She has issues |
| 95 | William Shatner | 94 | Captain Kirk | Old |
| 96 | Willie Nelson | 92 | Musician/Stoner | Old |
| 97 | Woody Allen | 90 | Director | Old |
| 98 | Yoko Ono | 92 | The Fifth Beatle | Old/in a wheelchair |
| 99 | Zachery Ty Bryan | 44 | Fmr. Child actor | Dude has issues |
| 100 | Victoria Jackson | 66 | Fmr. SNL Castmember | Cancer |
VIEW 2025 RETROSPECTIVE
| Ananda Lewis | 51 | MTV Host |
| Black Bart | 77 | RIP 1/9/2025 |
| Dick Cheney | 84 | Heart Issues |
| Gene Hackman | 95 | RIP 2/2025 |
| Jimmy Swaggart | 89 | Televangelist |
| Linda Nolan | 66 | RIP 1/15/25 |
| Ozzy Osbourne | 77 | Parkinson's |
| Peter Yarrow | 87 | RIP 1/7/25 |
| Pope Francis | 89 | Health |
| Roberta Flack | 88 | ALS |
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